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[Episode 12] Kittens Got Claws

[Episode 12] Kittens Got Claws

Weird dating tricks and tips presentation shows you how to read a womans mind:
Hey guys,
So there I was, in the hotel bar, seated next to a cute blonde, ready to implement what the Hound had taught me.
She wasnt a complete strangershe was a fellow attendee at the event, and wed walked past each other a few times. I remember her smiling at me, which I know now was an indication of interest, although I was clueless at the time.
I turned to her, not quite sure what was going to come out of my mouth, but knowing something is always better than nothing. The words formed in my mouth, and
just before I spoke them, a hand grabbed her shoulder, and another guy sat down beside her. He looked at her, turned to the bartender, said, Give me what shes drinking, and bring her another. Then he turned back her and said, So, are you here all by yourself?
At first I was horrified. Here I was, finally getting ready to implement what Id learned about attraction from The Hound, and another man was cutting in on my action. In the future, I came to expect this (well talk about how to deal with it later on in my story), but at that point in time I was shocked.
What should I do? Should I try to muscle him out? Compete with him over her by buying her a drink? Or just be cool, and see what happened next?
I chose to just be cool, and as it turned out it was the right decision. I was on the verge of getting two bonus lessons in attraction, although I obviously didnt know it at the time.
I leaned back to watch the interaction between the interloper and the blonde, and my timing was goodthe show was about to begin.
The bartender delivered two diet cokes, shot her a look that said good luck with this loser, and leaned back to watch the show himself. She looked at the guy whod just bought her a diet coke, and said, Oh, I came by myself, just like I plan to leave the bar by myself.
The guy didnt like her response so he pointed to himself and said to her, What, you dont want some of this?
She laughed at him. I mean, really laughed in his face. She then said, have you ever had any woman fall for that? Take a hike, or call a hooker you choad. But leave me the hell alone.
Wow, shot down in flames. I couldnt help it, I started to laugh. I hadnt heard the word Choad since the 80s, but it was completely appropriate. This guy WAS a choad, repellent to women.
I laughed even harder, and the bartender joined in, as well as the two guys standing behind us. The Choad looked around, mumbled screw all of you, and slunk off to try his pick up routine elsewhere.
The blonde heard me laughing, turned, and cocked her eyebrow at me. I looked her in the eye, still laughing, and said, So, you run into many choads at these things? She rolled her eyes, broke into a grin, and said, I must be a choad magnet, because I get this everywhere I go.
Ill bet, I said. Then I asked her what her name was, and she said it was Kat. That was pretty darn funny, but you must have even worse stories than that onewhats your worst?
Now, right here, I was using one of the basic techniques the Hound had taught measking a woman about herself regarding a topic I was genuinely interested in so she can become comfortable around me. If a woman is not comfortable, she cannot experience attraction.
My worst one? she said. Hell, if Im going to tell you that one, I might as well buy you a drink, and it aint going to be a diet coke. What are you having, stud?
You might say thats kind of an overt indication of interest, and I was later to find out shed been looking at me the whole event. The important thing here was not to screw it up.
I ordered up a MacAllan 12 (single malt scotch), turned to her and said, Lay it on me
She laughed, lightly touched my wrist and said, I was at an event few months ago, and I saw a speaker who could only be described as a tall, cool, drink of water
On with the fun,
-John Alanis
The King of Let em Come to You
PS One reason why the Choad failed with Kat was because he simply did not have her respect, nor had he done anything to earn it. Women are not attracted to men they dont respect, and sadly, women secretly disrespect most men.
This is such a serious problem that I sat down and recorded an audio CD specifically on the topic of how to earn a womans respect. Cover my shipping, and Ill send you a free copy, if I have any left.
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