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Gender bending and the complete death of all sense

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Hey Guys—

I have seen a lot of really stupid things in my life.  But recently

my boundaries of stupidity have been stretched, leading me to the
conclusion that supposedly smart people are in reality even stupider
than I imagined—and I have a hell of an imagination.

The key phrase here is “in reality,” because clearly none of these

bozos have visited it for a long time.

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I am, of course, talking about the absolutely, utterly stupid

“controversy” that is going on right now about transsexuals and
bathrooms, an utterly moronic, manufactured controversy by snotty
politicians and pundits of all stripes that has no basis in reality.

While it has been simmering for awhile, what blew it up was an

asinine law passed in South Carolina decreeing that people had to
use the bathroom of their original sex.

The only result in reality of a law that is clearly unenforceable

(a “cock cop” at every bathroom door who inspects you before you
enter?) has led to a huge blowup of people who are looking for a
cause to rally to (since Occupy Wall Street fizzled).

A South Carolina cop was asked if there had ever been one single

incident in his 40 years on the job with a transsexual in any
bathroom.  He said no.  I myself have peed in public restrooms for
a long time, and while I have suffered through drunks, stoners,
and long lines, I don’t think I have ever seen a transsexual and I
don’t know of anyone who has.

In fact, if you look at the numbers (and that’s the first thing

any SANE man should do), you’ll discover it’s estimated that
transsexuals make up .3% of the entire US population, about 700,000
individuals.  Spread across the US, your odds of encountering one
doing something nefarious in a bathroom are virtually zero (it
took me 1 second to find that information on Google).

Now, the Obama administration has gleefully pounced, and is

decreeing that there should be no discrimination in bathrooms,
implying that all bathrooms should be “gender neutral” (a repeat
of the unisex nonsense of the 80’).

Honestly, I feel like I’m in the middle of a Monty Python episode,

waiting for something funny to happen that hasn’t happened yet.  
All of this is absolutely ridiculous political posturing in an era
where people who actually work and sell for a living are fed up
with this sort of nonsense perpetuated by supposedly grown men.

All of that comes from political theory and those who never touch

social reality.  So, here’s the social reality that is going to
happen yet again from unisex bathrooms.

WOMEN are going to walk into one, and see a urinal with pee all

over it.  Women know guys have poor aim, which is why they prefer
a WOMAN’s restroom which is nice and clean and doesn’t smell like

But that’s not going to be the main issue, oh no sir.  A week ago

when I went into the restroom formerly known as the men’s room, I
saw something most men would miss:  a toilet with the SEAT UP.  

You have, doubtless, heard the saying, that hell hath no fury like

a woman scorned.  While that is true, even hell is AFRAID of a woman
who just sat down to pee and stuck her ass into cold water when
expecting a warm toilet seat.

Never will you hear such a blood curdling scream, one filled with

surprise, rage, and the desire for immediate revenge on the idiot
guy who LEFT THE DAMN TOILET SEAT UP.  That’s why there are men’s
restrooms and women’s restrooms in the first place (well, one reason)
because women prefer the DAMN TOILET SEAT DOWN.  And they also don’t
like to see toilets clogged by fat guys who eat a lot of sausage
and want to make a quick exit before they are forced to unclog
their own mess or admit their crime to the management.

And people wonder why the electorate is mad.  It appears all sense,

common or otherwise, has left the pea-brains of all elected officials.  
Maybe, just maybe, someone will suddenly appear announcing the great
joke and saying, “I never wanted to do this in the first place.  I
wanted to be… a Lumberjack!”  But then I suppose that would continue
the gender bending joke that continues to be plain not funny.

Social reality will soon correct this, and thousands of unexpectedly

wet female asses will raise a hue and cry over gender neutral restrooms,
and things will revert back to the way they were. But I fear they
will get stupider before they do.

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On with the fun…

-John Alanis

“The King of Let ‘em Come to You”

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