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I have, at times in the past, written about my
Grandfather, Col. Dan C. Alanis. He was
a battalion commander in the 4th Armored Division of Patton’s Third Army, Patton’s favorite and
most aggressive division.
For historical context, the 4th Armored Division was the division
that famously relieved the encircled 101st Airborne
Division at Bastogne, as shown in the
HBO series Band of Brothers.
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My grandfather was in
operational command of the task force slated to make
first contact with the 101st, but they ran into very heavy fighting along the way, and had to dismount and fight German
troops, infantry on infantry. My grandfather’s unit
was the 51st Armored Infantry Battalion, and
during that action they worked with Col. Delk
Oden’s tank battalion, eventually making it to Bastogne after
Col. Creighton Abram’s Combat Command broke
through and made first contact.
The main battle tank of the US Army today is the M1 Abrams,
named after General Abrams, who later went on to command all
American troops in Vietnam.
But these aren’t the actions I want to talk about today. I want to
tell you a story about an action forgotten to history,
yet important to all men today. It
was a small battle that took place in November of 1944
called the Battle of Schlosshof farm.
At that time the commander of the 51st Armored Infantry Battalion
was a highly respected man named Col. Alfred
Maybach. Col Maybach was killed that day,
resulting in low morale amongst the 51st, tasked
with attacking and taking Schlosshof farm.
To make matters worse, the men were exhausted. They had been
fighting continuously, it was cold, it was rainy, and
the mud was just terrible. The
Germans were dug in, fighting viciously for every
inch. The men of the 51st were taking terrible casualties, and their fighting spirit was exhausted. They needed a new
My grandfather was commanding a renowned unit called the 704th Tank
Destroyer Battalion. Prior to that command, he’d
been the operations officer of the 51st, so he
knew all the officers and men very well, and was
As soon as Col
Maybach was killed, a radio message was sent to my grandfather, relieving him of command of the 704th, and putting
him in command of the bogged down 51st AIB. Under
great danger to himself, his driver
immediately drove him to where the 51st AIB was
His citation for a
Distinguished Service Cross, the second highest award
in the US Army, second only to the medal of honor reads, “Under great personal danger to himself, Major Alanis
personally visited every man in every
platoon in his unit, exposing himself to
enemy fire as he drove from platoon to platoon. The men, seeing
Major Alanis had returned, immediately experienced a
lift in morale. Major Alanis personally
reinstilled their fighting spirit, led an attack
on the Schlosshof farm, and achieved victory for his exhausted men.”
Now, because my
grandfather was politically incorrect, and could curse
like General Patton could, his citation was downgraded to the Silver Star, one of five he won. But that doesn’t
matter. What matters was his
ability to reinstill a fighting spirit into a
dispirited unit in a matter of hours—that is the difference one
man can make.
The sad thing to day is, that fighting spirit has mostly left this
country. Oh yes, there are some bright shining
examples of it, but it is lower today than
it ever was.
One of the most
attractive things you can do as a man is to reinstill your
fighting spirit and keep it high. It is very real, very tangible, and it is the one thing that will make a difference in
your life. The world still respects a man with
fighting spirit, and if you have it, nothing
can stop you. Men and women will follow
you, and that fighting spirit will wear off on them, carrying you to victory.
Don’t ever, ever let a defeated coward or girlie man tell you
there’s no such thing as fighting spirit.
There is, and it matters. Says so right on my
grandfather’s recommendation for the Distinguished Service Cross while he was fighting and WINNING for
the great General George S. Patton.
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On with the fun,
-John Alanis“The King of Let
‘em Come to You”
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