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Whisky and women

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Hey Guys,



You may have heard the term, “if by whisky,” used to illustrate a

“logical fallacy” (NOT an emotional fallacy), derived from a short
speech give by politician Noah S. “Soggy” Sweat Jr. when asked for
his opinion on whiskey.


It has always been one of my favorite answers, and it transcends

those morons who look at the world from a purely logical point of
view.  Here it is:


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“My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject

at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not
shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue
at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be.
You have asked me how I feel about whiskey.


All right, here is how I feel about whiskey: If when you say whiskey

you mean the devil’s brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster,
that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates
misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths
of little children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the
Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious
living into the bottomless pit of degradation, and despair, and
shame and helplessness, and hopelessness, then certainly I am
against it.


But, if when you say whiskey you mean the oil of conversation, the

philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get
together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their
lips, and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean
Christmas cheer; if you mean the stimulating drink that puts the
spring in the old gentleman’s step on a frosty, crispy morning; if
you mean the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy, and his
happiness, and to forget, if only for a little while, life’s great
tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows; if you mean that drink, the
sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of dollars,
which are used to provide tender care for our little crippled children,
our blind, our deaf, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm; to build
highways and hospitals and schools, then certainly I am for it.


This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.”



--Noah “Soggy” Sweat



And so, that brings up the question, “what do you think about women?”

Ah, we have a similar answer:


“If by women you mean the shrews that nag you, making your every

waking moment hell, pilfering your bank account, disrespecting you
to their friends, griping that you never make enough money, that
you don’t really love or care for them, plotting to leave you for
another man, getting fat and ugly as they get older without caring,
then my friends, I am thoroughly against them.


But if by women, you mean those sweet creatures who make every day

of your life brighter, who seek to uplift you when you’re feeling
down, who stick with you through good times and bad, who see the
ability in you no one else sees, who love to please you in the way
a man loves to be pleased, who dress hot and sexy for you in private,
and respectable in public, why then, my friends I am completely in
favor of them!”


So, women and whisky do have a lot in common, as you see.  And if

you want the lesson distilled it’s this:  there is bad whisky and
fine whisky, and there are bad women and good women.  Learn to know
the differences, choose wisely, and you will avail yourself of all
the good things of both any sane man would be in favor of.  


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