Listen, anyone can be a sexy cat. Cats are, by law, the sexiest animal to dress up as — there’s the whiskers, the tail, and the ability to wear literally any item of clothing as long as it’s black and very tight. But this Halloween, why not give yourself the challenge of making something extremely unsexy sexy, if for no reason other than to prove you are the sexiest being of all?
Because when all the Other Girls are dressing as French maids or hot unicorns, you’ll be all like, “Oh, what? You don’t get my niche idiom costume? Must be because I’m so seeexxXxxxxxxXxxxyYYyyyyYY!!!!” Here are some other costume options that will get people wondering, “What?” but then thinking, “Damn!”